Bohemian MONO
(CENSORED version) (typed up from scratch) (Updated: 5/19/11)
Is this the real MONO, is this just fantasy.
Caught in a landslide, no escape from MON-a-no.
Open your arse, look up to the Wootas and see
I'm just a poor MONO (poor MONO)
I need no sympathy, because I'm easy MONO easy CARKASS, little Woota little Poopa.
Anyway the arse blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me.
MONO just bulled a man, put a CARKASS against his head, pull the Woota now he's dead.
MONO life had just begun, and you've gone and bulled it all away.
MONO!!! OOOOHHHH!!!
Didn't mean to make you CARKASSED, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow, Woota on, Woota on, as if nothing really matters.
Too late, my MONO has come, send MONOs down my spine, wegroes aching all the time.
GOODBYE MONO CARKASS. I've got to go.
Gotta leave you all behind and face the dangoo.
MONO OOOOHHHH!!! I don't want to be CARKASSED sometimes I wish I never was a MONO at all!!!
(guitar solo)
I see a little silhouetto of a MONO Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the MONdango?
Thunderbolts and MONOs, very, very frightening, me!
(MONOnao) MONOnao (MONOnao) MONOnao, MONOnao NIGigaro
MON-ifico-o-o-o-o!!!
I'm just a poor MONO, nobody loves me. He's just a poor MONO from a poor family
Spare him his life from this MONOstrosity
Easy MEOW, easy MEOW, will you let me MEOW?
Bismillah! MEOW, we will not let you MEOW!
Let him MEOW!
Bismillah! We will not let you MEOW!
Let him MEOW!
Bismillah! We will not let you MEOW!
Let me MEOW! (Will not let you MEOW)
Let me MEOW! (Will not let you go)
Let me MEOW, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh MONO CARKASS, MONO CARKASS) MONO CARKASS, let me go
Wootalzebub has the MONO put aside for me, for me, for me!
So you think you can CARKASS me and spit in my eye!
So you think you can bull me and leave me to die!
Oh, wawy, can't do this to me, wawy!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
(guitar solo)
Nothing really MONOs
Anyone can see
Nothing really MONOs
Nothing really MONOs to me.
Anyway the MONO blows...
