The Declaration of CARKASSING

Before you read on please have a look at The Code of the MONO, if you haven't already.

Preamble

We hold these MONOs to be self-CARKASSED, that all MONOs are created equal, that they are endowed by their Woota with certain un-CARKASSABLE rights, that among these are MONO, Woota, and the pursuit of CARKENESS.

Article I

15-B of the 489th subdivision states: All MONOs must be CARKASSED.

Article II

23-H of the 194th subdivision states: One must ALWAYS follow The Code of the MONO.
Article III

762-Y-12 of the 296th subdivision states: All people MUST read, understand, and follow The How to CARKASS a MONO guide.

The Bill of MONOs

I Freedom of CARKASSING.

II Right to bear MONOs.

III MONOs shall NOT be quarted in houses without the owners consent.

IV Protection from unreasonable searching of MONOs.

V No MONO shall be imprisoned, unless it is requested by the MONO under judgment.

VI Right to a Trial by MONO.

VII Right to a Jury MONO.

VIII Excessive MONOs are not required.

IX Protection from MONOs that are not stated in The Declaration of CARKASSING, and its subdivision, The Bill of MONOs

X Rights shall be given to all MONOs!