MONOs. Face it. We all love them. Many people want to CARKASS a MONO. Some even want to become a MONO.

But if you want to know how to do these CARKASSING things and more read on...

Pros & Cons

MONO

Pros: Extremely powerful Special Attacks

Cons: Weak overall stats, difficult class, unbalanced

CARKASSER

Pros: Balanced/powerful overall stats, adaptable, intellect bonus

Cons: Balanced yet weak/unreliable Special Attacks

CARKASSING Guidelines

1. You MUST read this guide. If you DO NOT read, understand, and follow this guide, then you should click the [x] in the top right-hand corner of the screen. (other side for Mac users) (meh. No one cares about you, Linux...)

2. One must ALWAYS follow The Code of the MONO.

3. DO NOT try to find a way around these rules

(Disclaimer: Rules may be added/removed/modified at any time without warning)

How to become a MONO

So you want to be a MONO, eh? Well prove it. Complete the following questions and you might become a MONO (in about 2-4 weeks).

(Note: Woota applications are not available; you have to be BORN a Woota.)

1. Do you have fur covering most of your body?

2. Do you have claws and sharp fangs?

3. Do you sleep for 18 hours a day?

4. Do you like to be CARKASSED?

5. What's your favorite CARKASSING maneuver?

6. What's your favorite MONO food?

7. Are you happy with your CARKASSING life?

8. Do you have a structured settlement?

9. Do you or do you not like bulling around?

10. Why do want to be a MONO and not a CARKASSER?

If you said yes to...

0 Questions: You are NOT a MONO. You are an impostor and a cheat. Get out of here. I don't love you.

1-5 Questions: Not good enough, young grassMONO.

5-9 Questions: Excellent! You may be well on your to becoming a MONO!

10 Questions: You are a PURE MONO. Sheer CARKENESS runs through your veins. *Bows deeply*

(Note: You must tell me your answer to #10 before I give you the revered title of MONO.)

Question #3 or #8 then it means: You are either a lazy fatass who needs to get some exercise or that you need to payoff your financial obligation. Or both.

But wait! I don't want to be CARKASSED! How do I undo the MONO process?

Ugh. So you don't want to be a MONO, huh? Well I won't ask why (yes I will). Just fill out this application.

1. Do you have something against MONOs?

2. You do realize that you can't become a Woota, right? (unless the scenarios are algorithmic)

3. Was this a mistake? (if it was then we'll restore your honor IMMEDIATELY)

4. What is your MAIN reason for filling this out? ("for bullings sake" is NOT an answer)

MONO!