[UPDATE - 11/2/10: Reposted due to HubPages violations]

How to be a Bimbo (a beginners guide)

This is dedicated to all the bimbos out there *points*

Sluttiness

* Always wear liberal amounts of makeup
* Remember to dress like a hoe
* And walk like a hoe
* You can never wear TOO much jewelry
* Flirt with every gangsta/douchebag you see
* Being black gives you the advantage of being ghetto fabulous (+40 hoe points)
* Wear tight-fitting clothes and carry a huge purse every where you go

Personality

* Smile and laugh at everything
* Act immature (ex. Say you like SpongeBob to sound "fun" when inside you're just a whore-mongering whore)
* Stay in herds of bimbos; it's safer
* Sing "Baby" and say "Mhmm. That's my song right there..." (Note: you can only say that if you're black)

Conversations

* Talk about boys (Justin Bieber in particular)
* Tell your bimbo-mates about your rouge sea-faring adventures of whoredom and how you achieved the revered title of TOP-BIMBO
* Get amused by the simplest things
* Black: Remember to SHOUT - White: Remember to laugh hysterically - Hispanic: Remember The Alamo (Note: This is CRUCIAL that you remember these dialect forms)

Bimbo-GANDA

* Being blond gives you a +60 bimbo bonus
* Try not to understand anything
* Strut around displaying your bimbo pride
* You must be a cheerleader. No exceptions (Unless you are ghetto...)
* Being Asian gives you +30 bimbo points
* Tom-boys are not to be acknowledged; only rejected
* Your weight must be UNDER 100 LBS. No exceptions
* Being anorexic gives you +45 bimbo points
* Your IQ MUST be 60% less than your weight (This is assuming that you weigh 100 LBS or less)
* ALWAYS eat a hearty lunch of vegetables and air
* When in doubt, make fun of someone who is visually inferior to you

If you have anymore bimbo ideas, please post them in the comments.