[UPDATE - 11/21/10: This post has been permanently decommissioned.]

[EDIT - 11/21/10: The below info is no longer considered valid. Those who see should immediately disregard it.]

Here's the MONO HQ for Intel updates.

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First is the MONO Quarantine Center (AKA MONO HQ) (MQC.) Here is where the MONOs sleep, eat, and bull around. The main purpose of the MQC is to barricade the MONOs when need be. This prevents escape when sh*t is hitting or about to hit the fan.

Examples

1. Human food desire. (We can't have the NA-NEGROWS eating our crops)

2. Distraction (When the MONOs become overly bothersome or distracting. A quarantine is needed in order to focus)

3. Sh*t hitting the fan (The MONOs mustn't leave at inappropriate times (ex. guests, sh*t emptying, outside door opening, food eating, etc)

4. Abz Orders (pretty straight-foward. Abz doesn't want CARKASSY MONdangos bulling around.)

MONO Infrastructures

MONO Bulling/Slumber Lodge

This structure consists of a woven basket (reed) with a blanket-lining. It is used for the MONOs to bull around in as well as MONO Naps.

This is only in HQ.

Inflata-Bed

Human-based structure. Used as a substitute to the MONO Lodge.

This is only in HQ.

H2O Dispensing Unit

Part of the MONO Feeding Series 2000, The HDU consists of a chromium dish that contains water. A simple yet vital part of HQ.

MONO Food Silo

Also part of the MONO Feeding Series 2000, this unit contains the MONOs food supply. This helps the fandangos grow and flourish. It is also the cause of mountains of MONO sh*t.

This is currently a paper plate...

Defecation Station

Here the MONOs sh*t is stored until it is thrown outside. It contains a chemical soil that suppresses the odor of the sh*t. Also known as the "combat-box."

Ventilation

Many steps have been taken to ensure that MONO HQ is well ventilated. Nobody likes the smell of MONO Sh*t, and neither do we.

This state-of-the-art system is only implemented in the HQ; Fort NA-NEGROW doesn't require it.

Fan

The fan is turned on whenever a large deposit of sh*t has built up. It is good at circulating air and spreading the smell of air freshener around.

The only down side is that it will freeze yours and the MONOs asses off...

Window

Open it after a freshly taken sh*t. Then. Close it. It is cold as hell.

Air freshener

In this case, Oust. Spray a bit into the breeze of the fan. That's it.

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Fort NA-NEGROW

The next area is Fort NA-NEGROW. It is a make-shift outpost hastily established for foreign use. Whenever the fangos leave HQ, they can count on "the fort" to meet their needs. It cannot barricade the MONOs, as it is a free-space.

It is identical to HQ but it has a down-graded "combat-box" and lacks a MONO Bulling/Slumber Lodge.

Nevertheless, it plays a crucial role in patrols/expeditions.