[UPDATE: This post has been PERMANENTLY Decommissioned. MONO HQ has relocated here.]

[UPDATE: All the below content is only relevant on 11/11/10; it should be completely disregarded.]

Welcome to The MONO Headquarters. Here you will find everything you need to know about the NA-NEGROWS. Come back weekly for your MONO fix.

Here is The MONO HQ - Introduction for reference.

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Shuda Wuda

AKA: Charcoal

Age: 7 weeks; 55 days

Likes: Bulling around, waiting for orders, sh*tting, sleeping, cuddling, eating Odupa's tail, being CARKASSY and awawawa inducing, sitting on Odupa, meowing like a baywee

Dislikes: Getting inferiored by Odupa

Status: Has fleas and possibly worms. Meds are to be acquired the weekend.

Odupa

AKA: Smokey

Age: 7 weeks; 55 days

Likes: Bulling around, being powerful, sitting on shoulders (parrot-style), rearing up on back legs, hopping, climbing things, close-quarters combat

Dislikes: Being calm

Status: Has fleas and possibly worms. Meds are to be acquired the weekend.

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Overall Status: Well fed, sh*t normally, sleep, engage in hand-to-hand alot, happy MONOs.

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Infrastructure Statuses

HQ

MONO Bulling/Slumber Lodge

AKA: MONO Lodge

Health: 291/300
Use: 3+ times daily
Rating: 4/5 faved

Inflata-Bed

Health: 1000/1000
Use: 2-3 times daily
Rating: 4/5

H2O Dispensing Unit

Health: 487/500
Use: 3+ times daily
Rating: 5/5 faved

Water cleanliness: Optimum
Water quantity: Full

MONO Food Silo

Health: 64/100
Use: 3+ times daily
Rating: 5/5 unfaved

Food quantity: Optimum

Defecation Station

Health: 749/750
Use: 4+ times daily
Rating 5/5 faved

Litter quantity: Optimum
Sh*t capacity: 12 mediums

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Fort NA-NEGROW

Defecation Station

Health: 250/250
Use: 1-2 times daily
Rating: 3/5

Litter quantity: Optimum
Sh*t capacity: 5 mediums

MONO Food Silo

Health: 150/150
Use: 1-2 times daily
Rating: 4/5

Food quantity: Minimum

H20 Dispensing Unit

Health: 478/500
Use: 1-2 times daily
Rating: 2/5 meh

Water cleanliness: Optimum
Water quantity: Full