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Tonight, I'm going to have myself a real Soft Pongo
I feel alive, alive, alive... and the MONO has turned upside down, yeah
Ventricle Dominance has been achieved...
So don't bull me now, don't bull me
'Cause I'm bulling around now, bulling around now!

I'm a Fango Dango bullin' through the skies
Like a bastard, defying the laws of Wiggerdom
I'm a Uloo Ka Putach, passing by like Lady MONO
I'm gonna bull bull bull
There's no bulling me!

I'm bulling through the skies, yeah!
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. MONOheit
I'm bulling at the speed of light
I wanna make a super-sonic MONO out of you!

Don't bull me now, I'm having such a good Fongo
I'm having a Dongo,
Don't bull me now
If you wanna have a good time, just bull around!
Don't bull me now ('Cause I'm bulling around now)
Don't bull me now (Yes I'm bulling around now)
I don't want to bulloooouuuut!

I'm a Faggot Fanger on its way to Mars
On a CARKASSING course
I am a MONOlight, I'm out of control
I am a wigger machine ready to reload
Like a Pawa Bomb about to
Wao, Wao, Wao, Wao explode!

I'm bulling through the skies, yeah!
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. MONOheit
I'm bulling at the speed of light
I wanna make a super-sonic CARKASS out of you

Don't bull me, Don't bull me, Don't bull me
(BULL, BULL, BULL)
Don't bull me, Don't bull me
Od, Od, ODZ! (I bull it!)
Don't bull me, Don't bull me, (Have Shuda, a Wuda)
Don't bull me, Don't bull me
BOAHAHAAOHAA!!!

(guitar solo)

I'm bulling through the skies, yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. MONOheit
I'm bulling at the speed of light
I wanna make a super-sonic MONO out of you

Don't bull me now, I'm having such a good Fongo
I'm having a Dongo,
Don't bull me now
If you wanna have a good time, just bull around!
Don't bull me now ('Cause I'm bulling around now)
Don't bull me now (Yes I'm bulling around now)
I don't want to buuuuuulllloooouuut