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Status Reports | Combat Years 2012-13

Posted by artardous - July 7th, 2012


Note: Dates and other Intel will be more defined as developments occur. Changes can and will occur.

Combat Summary

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Army Statistics

Army Strength: 978,439/1,000,000
Total Kills: undefined
Total Casualties: 21,561
Days in Combat: 6/173

Average Morale: undefined
Average Number of Kills per day, per sortie: undefined
Average Number of Casualties per day, per sortie: undefined
Total morale lost, gained: undefined

Objectives/Destinations

[ ] Nicaragua (Combat Supplies)
[X] Midwest Post (Intel) - (Conquered 8/16/12)
[X] Normandy (Initial Landings)
[ ] The Bocage Country (A Four Month Slugfest)
[ ] VALUE=undefined:algorithmic_bullout
[ ] Hell (Three Soul-Quaking Months of Misery)
[ ] Mass Evacuation (Complete Withdrawal of all Forces from Hell)

Combat Schedule

07:45 - 08:35 | Hibbard - Level II Security German Concentration Camp
08:40 - 09:30 | Robertson - Combat Chemistry/Chemistry in Combat
09:35 - 10:30 | Blasingame - Mental Institution for Psycho Trainees

10:30 - 11:10 | Meal Break/Troop Relaxation Period/Commingling Time

11:15 - 12:05 | Manley - Combat Literacy II
12:10 - 13:00 | Toma - Irrelevent History of The World 101
13:05 - 13:55 | Dodd - AL-JEBR2
14:00 - 14:50 | Hibbard - Filmography of Compilated War Deaths

Commander and Course Analysis

SUBDIVISION=to_be_determined

Combat Modifiers

SUBDIVISION=to_be_determined

Retreating Schedule

[ ] No Combat Day Day - 09/03/12

We'll stop fighting, just for lulz!

[ ] Officer Only Combat Day 1/2 - 09/04/12

Where only commissioned officers engage in combat!

[ ] The Fall Withdrawal - 10/18/12 - 10/19/12

Insufficient supplies due to cold weather and those damn leaves causes forces a temporary truce.

[ ] Spawn Module/Officer Conference 1/2 - 10/26/12

Officers and the Spawners of Soldiers will engage in moderate chat on their soldier's doings. An optional meeting, but a day off for all.

[ ] Thanksgiving Retreat - 11/21/12 - 11/23/12

Turkey deaths have been on the rise in war zones. A short cease-fire will be held to eat their already cooked corpses.

[ ] Winter Escape - 12/21/12 - 01/01/13

With icy weather and the holidays, all anyone can or wants to do is retreat in their cozy bunkers and foxholes for some much needed recuperation.

[ ] Officer Only Combat Day 2/2 - 01/01/13

Officers fight alone, again!

[ ] Martin Luther King Day - 01/21/13

In honor of The King, we shall all take a day off. But mostly for lulz.

[ ] Spawn Module/Officer Conference 2/2 - 02/15/12

A second hosting of the Spawn Module/Officer Conference! Yet another free day! Aye!

[ ] Presidents' Day - 02/18/13

The ghostly wills of presidents past make communication very difficult and thus forces both sides to withdraw.

[ ] Spring Reprieve - 03/18/13 - 03/22/13

The final withdrawal of the year. A week long break that should do our boys some good before diving into a month-long Test Fest.


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